What you see below is for parents who still care about the education of their children in the age of global communication.

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The following contract was formulated my mom Janell Burley Hofmann for 13 years old son Gregory:

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good and responsible 13-year-old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.

I love you madly and look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come. Continue reading “Exclusive i-phone contract for a teenager” →